contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
― Alex Elle  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: alexandraelle)

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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tinadayton:

i would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years, you all suck and i’m glad i don’t talk to any of you any more

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