every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.